Worldly wisdom: usually something slightly dirty and demeaning, best found hidden away amid the entrails of ignorance and distaste.

You may never come to realize how stupid you can be, until you can come to see it for yourself.

Some people will prey for you without you even asking them to; they are right buggers, one and all.

An atheist cannot prey for the souls of those who are not atheists; but if he could, he’d do so, because he’s that sort of guy.

Drunkenness is an existentialist’s fruitcake sort of experience; one only acceptable when you’re drunk enough to fully appreciate it.

Solutions may exist to all of man’s moral dilemmas; which is not to say that you might like them.

Men will produce reasons as evidence for certain conclusions they wish to establish, but will fail to state precisely why they wish to promote them.

Even if you don’t believe in dumb luck but you simply get unlucky anyway, you may still be in a very good position to wonder just who is screaming.

To tell a little white lie in the blackest of circumstances, is almost as efficacious as telling a complete and utter lie when it’s quite unnecessary.

You should at least try to exploit the weakness of others about you for your own benefit. As what else would such a thing be there for if not for that?

The average man is scared stiff of being categorized as being different from the rest of humanity; as a result, he may not be as stupid as he seems.

The greatest freedom a man has in his society is to be able to do as he’s told; any other way of doing things is generally to be frowned upon.

Conform, or die; for if you die, you cannot conform.