What is evidently evil also likes to bamboozle you, or, if it’s in a hurry, it’ll just bugger you instead.

The clown probably has a good reason for clowning around, but what is it?

People will seldom say what they’re thinking, from this you may infer that they will lie to you.

Nothing is a good reason to attack someone, if you have no good reason to.

Who cares what you mean to say when what someone else says and means says it all?

To attack someone with a lie is disgraceful, to do so with the truth is much worse.

Never expect anyone indifferent to your fate to tell you what to do with yourself, as he can only tell you where to go.

Is it love and work, and time enough to do both adequately that is so important and without which all life goes stale on you?

A lazy person should know that he must be weeded out of the cream of the crop, as all weeds end up on the compost heap—that’s a plain, cold fact!

Always play lip service to the doctrine of mutual aggrandizement, lest we forget the consequences of not back-scratching.

It seems that if you exert pressure on someone you can make him run in all directions except the right one: which is to return that pressure in the right manner.

Preening is the dividing line between the wallys and the wankers, although they may not see it quite that way.

Those on the outside edge are always expendable to those who are warmly tucked up in front of the fire together.

Step out of line amongst your peers and you shall learn the true meaning of the look of blank-faced apathy at the local zoo.

There is a good point in manoeuvring for group acceptance, but do not be fooled into mistaking what is at stake.

Attack in situations of continued confusion is the clearest form of defence, especially for the man who has no time to do anything else more intellectually creative with his time.

Sometimes you may have just gotten the wrong end of the stick; the appreciation of this fact is of paramount importance.

To live everyday with the unbearable is quite preposterous; and so, perhaps, then it should be put aside in favour of taking up origami.

Laziness is a more productive method of taking up wasted time than in using it liberally on a lack of direction.

Truthfulness may also become a vague irritation to strangers to it, one maybe enough even to be found worthwhile to be acted upon.

To be immoral is a matter of moral judgement: to have chosen to do what you have done despite being told not to by certain vested interests.

It is human nature for people to attack that which they do not understand; of course, in the final analysis, this just means you.

Be wary of those who have their own take on life, as it isn’t yours.

True selfishness must have a point to it, or else it could simply be misconstrued as being a little too much like a very mean pizza served-up with indifference.

Real men prefer the company of like-minded men; this is a danger signal to any man.

The tactical use for a man of his essential maleness is to surprise his nearest rival with his trousers down.

Acceptance within the group is the touchstone of individualistic youth culture; know this and you know all about it.

The person smart enough to know just how stupid he can be cannot be that stupid after all, or can he?

The failings of the son can most reasonably be blamed on the father––as he shouldn’t have done it should he.

Being inoffensive is a matter of good manners, but is something not many will manage to achieve with any real consistency.

A good moral judgement always puts a bit of a strain on the system, but when it’s done it all feels much better.