People expect you to act in a certain manner in their company, while if you don’t act in that manner they won’t have anything to do with you. This is to do with personal strategy and tactics for survival in the face of the enemy.

When someone is “in with the crowd” he doesn’t have to think too much and he’ll learn the right code; meanwhile, the way into the crowd is through subservient appreciation.

It is generally considered to be true that once you’re down and out in society, then society shall recognize this as your natural position within society.

Our more “morally flavoured” opinions are there primarily to whip people into shape, primarily with a lashing tongue.

If you must speak in questions people won’t answer you: declarative statements are what it’s all about.

If you can’t make the effort at the party, in effect, you’re viewed as an “edible human vegetable” and as such, you’ll be diced, fried and eaten alive.

People don’t like it if you begin to cry on their shoulders, they think to themselves: “This one’s crying on my shoulder.” So why do it?

To anyone of interest to anybody, first impressions are so important to ascribing what another person is to him or her; whether that other person particularly deserves it or not is irrelevant.

Those individuals who cannot be categorized should be categorized as such, and watched closely for signs of interdependence among the crowd.

If anybody should ever come up and ask you: “Who are you, what do you want?” Always deny the inherent desire the question invokes in you to admit subservience implicitly.

Relatively speaking life is meaningless—the sanctity of life is a poker chip in “the game of life”. However, the subjective value to someone of his own lifetime is incalculable, but however incalculable it is still relatively meaningless.

To gain an objective there is a price you can pay that is beyond the pail, but at least (if you’re lucky) you might still be able to laugh about it all later.

Many people will choose to wait for you to talk to them, and if they wait long enough eventually they’ll impose upon your volition as well.

If you’ve got any bold-eyed statements to make in life make them now; for later is for nerds like that of the like of which you too shall become.

You can tell someone what he is easily enough, but he has to believe it deep down to make it true.

If ever you find yourself in the position where you do actually choose to ask someone what he would do in your place, obligingly enough, either he’ll tell you what he would do in his place, or get nasty about it.

Develop a sense of humour, in that way no one can pin you down because he or she won’t be fast enough to interfere with your aim.

Civility should always be pursued as an active social statement; as if they can’t pry you out of it they’ll have nothing to hold over you.

Men overstepping the mark only need a bit of encouragement––if only to be able to give them some on account.

Of necessity, a young women is to be let be fulfilled by her society, only so long as she doesn’t step out of place over it.

There are women out there who only want you for your money, and they would be right about that too.

All young women are bitchy by nature, while if you ‘re foolish enough to tell them this they also become young hellions.

Upon reflection, if you can think back far enough, you may find that a person whom you thought of as just disinterested in you really hated your guts. While to find that out can be quite surprising, to say nothing of being highly amusing.

When somebody you may find staring at you for some reason or another also seems to have a look of intense distaste upon his or her face, surprisingly enough, it will simply apply to you and to you alone.

Close friends who hesitate to say what they mean outright leave you with the feeling that they mean something completely different, or maybe even worse.

A friendship without much commitment on either side is more of a disinterested acquaintance; but for friendship’s sake one should never say so.

Some people won’t even give you the time of day—who are they and what do they want?

Some will say that you rise to the level of your incompetence, but even then you have to put your back into it or else you’ll get nowhere.

It is an unwritten rule of life, that you’ll never see the precipice of waning life before you until it’s too late to do anything much about it.

If you’re not careful, every once in a while you’ll not notice that you’re down good—that’s because you have no code.

Wherever possible youth should be enjoyed, as that’s what it’s for, while if any youth in particular is not enjoying it then that youth should go somewhere else and enjoy it there.

Youth is usually free to the youth; the trap closes later on in life when someone who is older realizes that youth is not really free after all.

Before too long you may feel that, upon reflection, your existence is of relatively little interest to anybody else, and you’d be right too.

Most people will judge you more if you don’t judge others, as they see this as being an irresistible temptation to indulge their prejudices.

The only practical ethical system is one that you are unafraid to use on your environment. This, above all, requires considerable concentration.

You can find that those who dislike you often can’t define why that is; but this is simply to do with a certain lax attitude of people.

Lies breed more lies, but the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth can get you locked up.

If one expects to use Occam’s razor correctly, it first needs stropping briskly along one’s thighs.

What is ambition other than knowing what you want to do with your life? Or is it a sense of purpose?

If you should ever see a man filling his own personal space, walk on quickly, as he’s obviously rather dangerous.

You’ll always find a lot of people pushing for what they want out of working life, and their attitude can become pretty annoying at times, because if you try to corner them they’ll just duck and cover and carry on regardless.

Usually what people don’t say is more important than what they do say. But it can never be that important.

Young men like to make witty, sarcastic comments about others around them, but that’s only one reason why they’re pratts.

What wouldn’t you do to get your youth back? That’s what it’s worth.

All men’s egos expand with the amount of alcohol in them, which is a sad comment upon the nature of men.

You have to make a stand at certain points in your life, or risk never standing up for yourself. While when those times may be exactly can still be a mystery to you.

Thugs tend to like an opinionated weakling, as they then find they will often have an excellent reason for hitting him.

The fist that hits the face head on enlightens the receiver with the gift of reality, and thus the one who hits back first gives out the same rare gift.

You should go after what you want, but then people will avoid you if they think it’s them that you want to relate to. That is apparently the nature of the casual society.

Perhaps it would be better to do otherwise today, other than doing as planned without knowing precisely why? Do people then just spend too much of their time stepping into places where it would have been better not to step? And if so, do people know it at the time? And if not, what do they know about it?

In a room full of people socializing you’ll never see the beginnings, more often see the middle and you’ won’t see the end; as it ends elsewhere, the beginnings are somewhere else and the middles are just inscrutable.

On a basic level casual conversation is to do with people subtly agreeing with each other while they’re about it; which is a ruthless purpose that should be pursued unmercifully, at least if people wish to be sociable about it.

As you’ve only got one life you surely don’t let anybody muck it up for you, as it’s quite irreplaceable; but first, you’ve got to notice the difference in emphasis.

To divest oneself of an irritating friend is a mark of the intelligent social climber. In which case by word and deed you are best know to your peers.

In time, most middle class people will get accustomed to the advantages of affluence; however, too much drives them wild, as they don’t know what to do with themselves anymore.

If nobody likes you it’s only fair not to like anybody else either, and so in that way everybody will dislike you all the more.

It is safe to say that all men act with the image of their mortality in mind; however, this is far from saying that this is apparent in their actions.

One of the most difficult things in life is asking the right questions about life; and it gets more difficult as you go along.

You should never let any members of your family betray you without asking what exactly they think they’re doing; while once they’ve explained it to you then it’s all right to carry on.

Their unqualified opinion of you in relation to what they are is generally what people see you as being, even if it’s an undeserved opinion.

Those who avoid minor obligations for the sake of convenience are doing themselves an injury, as it is right to face that music sometimes just to see how it sounds.

Be the sort of person who never insults anyone in a casual conversation and you’ll probably never realize that you’re doing it.

To deceive the deceiver, fist of all you have to make your deceptions believable.

You do as you’re told because if you don’t do as you’re told you’ll be told what to do.

Observe your mistakes closely: you can learn how to make them better.

One constant about being out on a limb is that it will look easier to jump, than to work your way back to safety.

The average foul-mouthed fucker may just be another average apathetic arsehole that’s on steroids, but knowing that about him doesn’t ever shut his mouth for you.

It’s better to feel contempt for those you beat at the game of life, for they deserve no better if they thought of life as being a game in the first place.

Living in a state of fear is not merely discomfort, as it is also cowardice, unless of course there is a very good reason for it.

Fear is nothing to be afraid of, as fear is there to warn you of danger. Abject terror though, would always be a good reason for you to wet yourself over in fear of the dark.

What’s your purpose, your future, your reason for being? If you don’t rightly know, perhaps, you should go and try and find out, possibly, just for something interesting to do before you die of terminal ennnui.

There is a pecking order in the state of things of which you either take note of, or you get pecked to death.

Know what you want; if you don’t know what you want you don’t even know who you are.

It is always a case of comparative advantage where a certain individual cannot see the causes of his actions, but you can.

The art of ambush is perpetrated by those who know the reasons put forward and caused by those who are its victims.

It is the human thing to do to watch your neighbour to see that he or she doesn’t do anything particularly peculiar; and that is also justifiable, on account of sociability.

To feel righteous indignation you have to be the right man for it, in the right place for it, at the right time for it, and, also, to be its victim.

When you’re down and out people will step over you even if you’re still breathing; and so they then must know something you don’t.

If ever you forget something vitally important to you—don’t worry—you shall always be reminded of it sooner or later.

It is invariably right to decide for yourself early on in life what you want in the pursuit of the variation of life, and then set about cold-heartedly achieving the possible.

If you act rashly people will notice that mistake; if you act coolly, calmly, and collectedly you may end up getting it right, despite being in the vice-like grip of your enemies.

Probably the next most important thing to coming to a conclusion, is knowing why I came to that particular conclusion.

Amusingly enough, you may often draw out a friendly subservience gesture in an old acquaintance simply by calling him manipulative.

Unbridled honesty promotes dislike and rejection from people, and even worse than that when they finally know you’re just not going to let it go.

Acceptance of the realities of a crazy world can be that one bright spark of sanity left in it, for the sane man in a crazy world.

He who pleads not guilty in court also knows he will never have to admit to any degree of guilt whatsoever, even after they lock him up for doing it.

Justice is always the blinkered fool gibbering in the desert of eternal night; but then, you know, no one has any right to say that really, especially in court.

If you don’t quite know what you’re saying, get a lawyer to tell you to shut up.

Hatred is a two edged sword, it cuts one way, then another, then, for a complete view, right down the middle to clarify things for you.

What should always bring a warm feeling to your gut is the cool, calculated and utterly discerning appreciation of the other person’s predicament in comparison to your own.

If you’re not in a secure position of superiority raised by the resonant ambiance of the situation you are socializing in, then you’re in a negative position relative to some other fellow there.

No one ever won a battle by sticking his head in the sand and bleating like a sheep, although to see some people do it when they’re under pressure, they must think it wins the war.

Remember, first and foremost, most men are fuckers first and gentlemen last; as, for the genuine fucker, a gentleman is just a successful fucker that’s on holiday.

Politeness being pursued solely as a sense of being polite is never really appropriate, especially whenever someone needs a good kick in the balls over it.

He who has had the line drawn so thoroughly as to become a she, has then nothing much else to do after all except live like that and squat to pee.

The average workingman is of no real account, and so is someone of whom it can always be said that the more space he fills, the more space will be taken up to fill the gap.

In society a reason for violence can be based on intelligence alone; which, when directed at him, is something that generally goes one step beyond the average man’s fundamentally primate understanding of the uses of violence within human groups.

It’s a funny old world––and why shouldn’t it be? What could be better than this place is, to have a good laugh over?

What is evidently evil also likes to bamboozle you, or, if it’s in a hurry, it’ll just bugger you instead.

The clown probably has a good reason for clowning around, but what is it?

People will seldom say what they’re thinking, from this you may infer that they will lie to you.

Nothing is a good reason to attack someone, if you have no good reason to.

Who cares what you mean to say when what someone else says and means says it all?

To attack someone with a lie is disgraceful, to do so with the truth is much worse.

Never expect anyone indifferent to your fate to tell you what to do with yourself, as he can only tell you where to go.

Is it love and work, and time enough to do both adequately that is so important and without which all life goes stale on you?

A lazy person should know that he must be weeded out of the cream of the crop, as all weeds end up on the compost heap—that’s a plain, cold fact!

Always play lip service to the doctrine of mutual aggrandizement, lest we forget the consequences of not back-scratching.

It seems that if you exert pressure on someone you can make him run in all directions except the right one: which is to return that pressure in the right manner.

Preening is the dividing line between the wallys and the wankers, although they may not see it quite that way.

Those on the outside edge are always expendable to those who are warmly tucked up in front of the fire together.

Step out of line amongst your peers and you shall learn the true meaning of the look of blank-faced apathy at the local zoo.

There is a good point in manoeuvring for group acceptance, but do not be fooled into mistaking what is at stake.

Attack in situations of continued confusion is the clearest form of defence, especially for the man who has no time to do anything else more intellectually creative with his time.

Sometimes you may have just gotten the wrong end of the stick; the appreciation of this fact is of paramount importance.

To live everyday with the unbearable is quite preposterous; and so, perhaps, then it should be put aside in favour of taking up origami.

Laziness is a more productive method of taking up wasted time than in using it liberally on a lack of direction.

Truthfulness may also become a vague irritation to strangers to it, one maybe enough even to be found worthwhile to be acted upon.

To be immoral is a matter of moral judgement: to have chosen to do what you have done despite being told not to by certain vested interests.

It is human nature for people to attack that which they do not understand; of course, in the final analysis, this just means you.

Be wary of those who have their own take on life, as it isn’t yours.

True selfishness must have a point to it, or else it could simply be misconstrued as being a little too much like a very mean pizza served-up with indifference.

Real men prefer the company of like-minded men; this is a danger signal to any man.

The tactical use for a man of his essential maleness is to surprise his nearest rival with his trousers down.

Acceptance within the group is the touchstone of individualistic youth culture; know this and you know all about it.

The person smart enough to know just how stupid he can be cannot be that stupid after all, or can he?

The failings of the son can most reasonably be blamed on the father––as he shouldn’t have done it should he.

Being inoffensive is a matter of good manners, but is something not many will manage to achieve with any real consistency.

A good moral judgement always puts a bit of a strain on the system, but when it’s done it all feels much better.

People may be cynical about what they lack but that’s no reason to be cynical about what you lack, just resentful.

Cynicism, to the intelligent individual, is generally a worthwhile substitute for hypocrisy, but not always.

Here, you will not be perceived as what you are, but preferably be perceived as less than what you are.

It has been said that the morality of mankind consists entirely of scratching other people’s backs; but probably not by many moralists, as they like to get their backs scratched.

To be strong, a strong man needs to understand that a weak man is always shorter by a head.

Laziness produces a natural contempt from those who gang up on lazy individuals, even if they don’t think they’re being particularly lazy.

Life is full of resentment and hatred, and a good thing too, or else you wouldn’t know whether you were alive or not––now hustle—then you can join battle armed for the fray like a lustful bull.

Conformity is a ruse to minimize your threatening possibilities; however, you’ll not get on without it—you’ll not.

There are men out there who fear no man but are afraid of fairies having a party at the bottom of their garden.

Use jollity as the weapon that it is and you won’t be surprised when you are attacked by the “concerned suck up for approval approach”.

In positions of authority threat to subordinates does not often produce counter threat (however, subtle continuance for the underdog is the name of the game).

To avoid deluding yourself, be sure to know what you are doing.

Freedom is a monkey-thing, but the primate urge is basically one of conformity of course.

To sit and do nothing all day is not a viable option, it is merely the result of unlicensed thoughtlessness.

Any man should understand this truth about himself quickly: that there may be many men around worse than him but there are certainly none better.

What you already know may not surprise you anymore, but it can still rip you apart, eat you whole and leave the pips.

What harm others can do to you bears no comparison to what harm you can do to yourself—although it can be quite as painful.

Where you can honestly blame yourself for your troubles, you don’t have to blame others for it as well.

While you don’t quite understand the games people play, the rules will be obscured also.

Power corrupts, and relative amounts of power corrupt relatively.

When people say, “Are you for real?” at least you can be really irritated at the expense of the realities of it all.

What is the point of standing still in a quiet place if you don’t know where you’re going?

The essence of esoteric knowledge is that it is hidden, specifically from those who could use it most.

There’re no rose tinted glasses for a sixty-year old man, younger men have knocked them off.

Those who think in questions will never be questioned, as they don’t have the answer.

Some men can’t talk and so have no reciprocity, as it’s down to their nature.

If you can dish it out then you’d better be able to push it back––just like piles.

Certain things need one long stare without comment, as if you comment your position is known.

How do you redeem yourself in the eyes of a human lump of shit? You don’t you just step around it.

In the interests of politeness one long belly laugh is better than a quick insult in return for being laughed at, as anything more is probably just being antisocial.

Isn’t it fair to say of the perfect stranger before you, that you would gladly step over his dead body to advance your stride?

Many people don’t seem to know exactly what ebullient means, nor have the will power to look it up in a dictionary that they probably do not possess anyway, as they are afraid of being disappointed, or, at least, afraid of having an anticlimax.

Higher intelligence in the smarter primate: an excellent excuse for a brighter example of talking-monkey to say “fascinating!” at the sight of the stars before he dies.

Life is about endings and beginnings, but more often about endings than beginnings, more often than not.

Be wary of the sort of man who likes to wrap a soft cuddly teddy bear around his head at night, as he’s probably got a perfectly logical reason for doing so.

Be careful of the sort of man who only wears one glove in public places, although he may have a very good reason for it, for he may even be a bit of a golfer on the quiet.

Beware of those who turn their faces aside in closed response, for they probably have a dark secret to keep which really isn’t any of your concern anyway.

The craving for acceptance is one of the most powerful and basic drives of human nature, and to some people one worth dying for; and, if so, to some people also worth killing for as well.

If you should catch anybody just being nice to you knee the fellow in the balls, as he’s just got to learn.

The natural born partygoer it seems must ooze charm from every pore, hence oiling his path about the floor.

To compete effectively you have to have something to compete against; you can’t compete alone hidden away in your room, so something must have put you there.

A strong arm puts strength behind your opinions, from which position you will always be ready to propound one for the public good––if they know what’s good for them.

Intelligence in humans has obviously gone too far, but you won’t get far down the pub with that sort of attitude.

Now let us take great care that by the simple act of omission we do not promote the primary aims and intentions of some other person, above the primary aims and intentions of our own, simply by being too nice about it all in the clinches.

Justify your actions coolly, calmly and collectedly and you may still be in the wrong: either to be wrong or not to be in the right, as that is inevitable.

A man who works hard all week knows how to protect his psyche but take his work away from him and you have discovered his weak link, from whence you can destroy his ego.

You can loose the will to live and just up and die, and people will say of you: “Look at him—he has lost the will to live and has just up and died!”

In the end, the one who gets caught in a trap and can’t get out will always say, “If I had only known!”

When it eventually comes right down to it, you must owe total strangers precisely what they owe you––nothing whatsoever.

Use the group as leapfrogging mounts, as anything else is immoral and un-primate and may even be out of order.

Dull, repetitive, dead boring people should learn to repeat anecdotes about other people in a happy-go-lucky, conversational tone and get to like it too, just like everybody else has to.

The usual type of morally apathetic man has shit for brains, but he always tries to improve his mind through repetition.

If you at least deserve what you get, well, it’s only a question of degree.

Never forget an act of spite that doesn’t go far enough to end it.

Dislike is a palpable force that moves one’s will considerably, directing one’s vital need for social intercourse over towards extremes of posture and position which are inherent within everyday environments of mutual striking down. And that is just the way it is with people, most of the time.

You don’t have to laugh at something because it’s funny, in fact you can laugh at something because it’s un-funny, although why anyone would want to do that is beyond me.

Is unfulfilled ambition the purpose of life? That must be quite hard to achieve, if not impossible.

Those who take up space should take up as much as possible, then try to grab some more for the cause.

If you go and do something you want to do, like as not you will be watched while you do it; but who is watching you and for what reasons, if you are so worth watching by those who like to watch what other people want to do when they do it?

Some people will come up to some sort of metaphorical brick wall in life and stand there looking at it; others recognize it for what it is and turn around and walk off in another direction.

In very many situations people will seek to impose their will upon you, and if you don’t notice them doing it you’ll let them.

If you can find your place in society they’ll pat you on the back as if you deserve it, rather than kick you up the backside like you deserve it when you don’t.

Celebrities must have a public face, and a private face; but no matter where they are they’re always performing to an audience.

When you realize that you can have memories that you don’t want, what you do to acquire them becomes that which it is important to avoid.

The potential loser must choose to loose in a potentially advantageous environment; indeed, quietude and calmness of mind must have already taken possession of his being.

You can get someone down at cost price if he gives it to you on a plate; however, you still have to exercise extreme caution at appropriate instances of this.

What are haunting memories other than irritating reflections on what might have been better off left unseen yet again?

If you’re not careful with what you’re selling, when what’s left of it gets to be got, what you’ve got won’t be worth getting by those who go out and get what’s worth to be got anyway.

Monkey-magic comes straight out of the backscratchers ethical shit-hole of a life; and yet you must expect to be trained when and where to smile about it all, after all.

Essentially, life is a maze in which you can so easily take the wrong turning on the way to the bathroom once too often, and then simply blame the resultant mess on someone else.

As body language always reveals our true feelings, so then if you look like a psychopath, then you probably are.