What is evidently evil also likes to bamboozle you, or, if it’s in a hurry, it’ll just bugger you instead.

The clown probably has a good reason for clowning around, but what is it?

People will seldom say what they’re thinking, from this you may infer that they will lie to you.

Nothing is a good reason to attack someone, if you have no good reason to.

Who cares what you mean to say when what someone else says and means says it all?

To attack someone with a lie is disgraceful, to do so with the truth is much worse.

Never expect anyone indifferent to your fate to tell you what to do with yourself, as he can only tell you where to go.

Is it love and work, and time enough to do both adequately that is so important and without which all life goes stale on you?

A lazy person should know that he must be weeded out of the cream of the crop, as all weeds end up on the compost heap—that’s a plain, cold fact!

Always play lip service to the doctrine of mutual aggrandizement, lest we forget the consequences of not back-scratching.

It seems that if you exert pressure on someone you can make him run in all directions except the right one: which is to return that pressure in the right manner.

Preening is the dividing line between the wallys and the wankers, although they may not see it quite that way.

Those on the outside edge are always expendable to those who are warmly tucked up in front of the fire together.

Step out of line amongst your peers and you shall learn the true meaning of the look of blank-faced apathy at the local zoo.

There is a good point in manoeuvring for group acceptance, but do not be fooled into mistaking what is at stake.