Being loopy over normality can be a perfectly logical thing to be, it’s just not reasonable.

Practical solutions to your problems are not made in the heads of other people, as they are just an appreciative audience.

Advice doesn’t have to be relatively true to be taken into account, before kicking the advisor in the groin over it.

Cynicism is a natural result of discovering humanity is usually as cynical about itself, as, by observation, cynics like to perceive humanity to be.

Cynicism often fills a credibility gap in the way people perceive the world, usually by being too honest about the way people perceive each other in it.

Personal freedom must be an interesting ethical quandary to people who think it’s a natural democratic principle.

Advice can also be a blatant attempt at subtle manipulation that’s just gone too far to be believable, except by those who wish to be told what to do.

Some people like to substitute nastiness for advice; the thing here is to appreciate the apparent paradox and laugh it off.

Whenever sincerity appears in an argument, cynicism will generally fail to surrender without at least taking the victory with it.

Truth has a relative value, one that varies the more often you repeat it to an appreciative audience.

Ideally, being cynical entails looking for something fishy with a situation and then immediately finding it without too much trouble.

Never believe in the honest opinion of an honest fellow who is just being honest with you.

Sometimes a man may wonder what a gorgeous woman could possibly be thinking of if it is not about sex. But possibly this is just about points of view on the way out of town.

When people can finally start to make you laugh, then you might also just about bear to begin to laugh at yourself.