The mistake you cannot see yourself committing, is the one that can never be corrected in time to make a real difference.

Never mistake an arsehole that wants to get his rocks off for a man of principle, no matter how similar they may seem in the limelight.

Most people do well enough without understanding the finer points of morality, as they know exactly what to do about that sort of thing.

Men do you harm either because they fear you or hate you...but other than that any reason is often good enough if they haven’t a good enough reason in the first place.

Friendly people can always smile, but that doesn’t mean that they’re being friendly for the sake of friendliness, only that they’re prepared to negotiate over the price.

Whatever you do, wherever you go, whoever you think you are, like it or not you’re always gauged by your perceived position in the particular group of people you’re nearest to at the time.

An ebullient cynic is one who enjoys being miserable, and that’s a good place to start in this world, even if it does mean being unreasonable about it.

When you see someone defeated by life, you will also see someone who didn’t get the right battle orders in time.

Only a real cunt knows the correct procedure for real interpersonal-fucking, that’s why he’s named after a woman’s genitalia.

For the more dynamic amongst us, there’s always going to be a lot of wrongs to be righted and a lot of rights to be wronged.

You can always shrug someone off with a shrug of the shoulders, but don’t turn your back on him afterwards.

No one becomes disillusioned all at once: you’ll need to put your back into it or you’ll get nowhere with it fast.

Something is always missed out with a humane understanding of human nature, even if you don’t quite understand what that may be.