While you may go round looking for the truth of yourself in conversations with other similar ethical beings as yourself, most ethical beings you encounter in your search for your rather subjective search for personal truth won’t tell you what you need to know about yourself, because they haven’t got a clue about you anyway.

It is true that in seeking through analogy the reality of your predicament your mind will be relieved of mental cramp. Or is that crap?

To break a man’s spirit you must hit him, and again, and again, and when he gets up, you must hit him again, and again, until he doesn’t get up anymore, and just lies there bleating and shitting himself…I guess he just couldn’t have got the joke.

What is the deep, inner meaning of existence? There isn’t one that important. Which could very well be the deep, inner meaning of existence.

When you do something completely and utterly stupid you can ask yourself how you did that, and so the answer immediately appears: because that’s the way to do it – stupid!

Put in enough scholarly references into what you do for the public part of your show and people will think you’re a scholar, that or a complete idiot.

If you really want information no one will tell you where to get it, so don’t forget to thank him kindly for doing so.

Being a rebel without a cause suggests that, for your sins, your name should already be stored on some obscure Government database, filed under “Obsequious Obscenities”.

Constrain someone for long enough and he’ll go barking mad, so why do it in the first place?

Let fear dictate your actions, you become part of the thing you fear.

Solely if you’re strong enough to be “stronger than that” before weakness happens, weakness eventually all fades away.

Male bonding things are a boy-thing; sometimes, it can be a very frightening thing to see.

The established social clique excludes the outsider from “participating” in it, which must be the main function of the clique within society.

When men go ape around you, it is advisable to scratch your armpits and grunt.

As for old men’s inmost desires, well, they can’t get young women anymore either.

The friends of those who have despised you, even if they are being friendly for the occasion, are still the friends of your enemies, even if they still only just stand and watch.

What you consider to be important enough you must fight for; what you don’t, you don’t. But the question still remains as to what these things are all about, after all.

Those memories that twist the guts up are those memories best avoided by not having them.

Change your attitude and you may change your life, even if you do live in a box.

What can we say when we don’t know what to say about something, other than to hide our opinions in a questionable silence?